What if … Eddie Izzard was the 12th Doctor and David Mitchell his companion.
This should happen. Now.
Men I find attractive are always:
- Too old
- Dead
- With someone else
- In another country
- Not attracted to me
- Celebrities
- Fictional
- All of the above
You forgot homosexual
So fuckin’ true.
So there she is on the red carpet, about to receive the Spotlight Award, and everyone wants to talk to her, and Gary Oldman interrupts her interview with Matte Babel and ET Canada, right next to me, to tell her, with both hands on her shoulders, looking sincerely into her eyes (not in a pervy way) that he thinks she’s lovely and how much he enjoys her work…
This is, literally, 15 seconds after she just told Matte that Gary Oldman was someone she really wanted to meet.
That sweet girl, can you imagine? Of course she burst into tears and had to collect herself. And then she came to talk to me. And she was still really emotional and we gave her some tissue and she kept saying to me she couldn’t believe it, she couldn’t believe that just happened, and that she had no idea, and the tears kept coming, and it was adorable, really, really adorable, and probably one of the most genuine moments I’ve ever seen in Hollywood-- Lainey on Jessica Chastain and Gary Oldman meeting at the Palm Springs Film Festival
My heart just melted.
